As Justin Trudeau resigns, Donald Trump doubles-down on suggestion that Canada become the 51st state

If the joke doesn’t land the first, second, or third time, it’s probably because it isn’t funny — something Donald Trump clearly doesn’t understand. 

The president-elect recently doubled down on his ‘humorous’ suggestion that Canada, a sovereign country with its own (far less dramatic) government, become the US’s 51st state. Possessing an inability to read the room, Trump floated the idea in response to the referencing a running bit that no one has laughed at since he first raised it in November. 

While Canadian politicians have confirmed it’s a joke, Trump went as far as touting the supposed benefits that would come with Canada as a 51st state. “If Canada merged with the U.S., there would be no Tariffs, taxes would go way down, and they would be TOTALLY SECURE from the threat of the Russian and Chinese Ships that are constantly surrounding them,” the former president wrote. “Together, what a great Nation it would be!!!”. 

Even though he obviously thinks it’s funny, election of Trump and threat of his 25% tariff plans only heightened Canadians’ fears of economic stability. So, Trump’s joke seems like kicking someone when they’re down, though we should already know that we shouldn’t trust his particular taste in so-called comedy.

The running bit started in November, when Trudeau traveled to Mar-a-Lago to discuss US-Canada relations with the newly-elected Trump. Following the meeting, Trump mockingly referred to Trudeau as a “governor” on multiple occasions, with reports claiming he mentioned the idea to the Canadian PM during the Mar-a-Lago meeting. Then, last month, he floated the suggestion again on social media and spoke on behalf of Canadians when claiming, without evidence, they were also open to the idea. 

While he was at it, Trump also got involved in Canadian governmental affairs, commenting on revived his controversial line of thought about the island from 2019, again suggesting that “the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity.” 

Granted, discussions of US-Canada relations are to be expected given their proximity, but how on Earth is Greenland now catching strays from Trump? It was just going about its peaceful, polar bear-inhabited day when an orange man felt compelled to keep its name in his mouth. Oh, and don’t even get me started on Panama, home to the namesake canal that Trump also thinks is within his right to take control of. I’d say he’s a dictator, but since it’s Trump, only the first syllable of that word feels fitting.