‘Jasmine Crockett broke you’: Marjorie Taylor Greene will melt like a wicked little witch if she reads what people are saying about her latest workout vid

In fact, MTG has seemingly become just a teensy bit fixated with what Crockett called her that day, going on to share workout videos and upon bumping into her at the airport.

Seemingly missing the fact that literally zero people woke up today wondering how her daily workout went, Taylor Greene decided to enlighten us by sharing a new workout vid showing her doing some pull-ups.

“Just do it whether you want to or not,” MTG advised, in a workout tip that somehow seems a whole lot more sinister coming from someone who s a practically totalitarian future where many of our personal freedoms could be stripped away.

But just when MTG probably thought she had pummeled the viral insult into the ground, guess which six-word phrase popped up in the comments?

Marj can do all the pull-ups she wants, but she’s still helpless in the face of this glorious sucker punch of a put-down.

Presumably, Greene’s intent with these videos — which she’s posting with increasing regularity — is to prove that Crockett’s words meant nothing to her. Unfortunately, it’s having the opposite effect. One reply, in particular, seemed to hit the nail on the head: “Jasmine Crockett broke you.”

Commiserations, Marjorie, but it looks like “Bleach blonde bad built butch body” is going to follow you around wherever you go. Now she must know how Lauren “Beetlejuice” Boebert feels.