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Lauren ‘my son is a criminal’ Boebert says we need to close the border, but the jury’s still out on how to close her mouth

Every time she opens her mouth it attracts flies.

Despite the fact that pretty much everybody has already stopped listening to the absolute drivel spewing from Lauren Boebert’s mouth, she continues to scream into the void hoping against hope that the void will answer.

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You’d think her energy would be running out of funds and just clearly isn’t having good time right now, you hear that? That’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin. 

Lauren Boebert’s border rant

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Anyways, she’s pulling out all the stops to try and win back some , and by “pulling out all the stops” I mean she’s running her mouth and going full on racist over on X (formerly Twitter). In the post she took aim at the Hope Has No Borders and Mile High United Way charities that encourage people to house migrants if they’re able, there’s a hotline that volunteers can call to offer a place for migrants to stay. Honestly, it’s difficult to see why someone would have an issue with people voluntarily offering housing for migrants that are struggling, but then again, Boebert is a heartless swamp monster after all.

I can assure you, Lauren, the only “joke” in this situation is you. Time and time again people have proven that they really just don’t care for what Boebert has to say, even Republican voters have turned their backs on her, and yet, she just will not shut up. Of course, she’s not the only Republican incapable of closing her mouth, maybe it’s a requirement for ing the party?

According to an article from NewsWeek, the charities have reported that many people actually want to help migrants. Can you imagine that? People actually wanting to help those less fortunate than themselves? Couldn’t be Lauren. Regardless, the replies to her nasty post all pretty much said the same thing.

Leave it up to a christian to be upset about ppl opening up their homes to the less fortunate.

STFU! 🖕

Don’t you have some wieners to polish?

How much are they offering to house your criminal son?

In a way you have to give Lauren some credit, I’ve never seen people more united than when they band together to tell this woman to shut her mouth. Her backwards views clearly aren’t welcome anywhere but the swamp she crawled out of. At this point she’s almost entirely irrelevant; in fact, the height of her career was probably the time she was filmed groping a guy’s genitals in the theater.


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Jordan is a freelance writer who has been featured in a number of publications. He has a Masters in Creative Writing and loves telling that to anyone who will listen. Aside from that he often spends time getting lost in films, books and games. He particularly enjoys fantasy from The Legend of Zelda to The Lord of the Rings.